Willie

$250.00
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Willie is a relentless dad joke machine, armed with an endless supply of puns that he delivers with pure, unshakable confidence. His family groans, rolls their eyes, and sighs heavily at every joke, but Willie? He’s *thriving.* Living his best life, he refuses to let their annoyance slow him down—if anything, it only fuels him. He firmly believes that no joke is too cheesy, no pun too terrible, and while his family may protest, deep down, they know life would be far less entertaining without him.

Small Monster: 5.5" x 4.75" x 3.5"

silver luster, matte sealent finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

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Willie is a relentless dad joke machine, armed with an endless supply of puns that he delivers with pure, unshakable confidence. His family groans, rolls their eyes, and sighs heavily at every joke, but Willie? He’s *thriving.* Living his best life, he refuses to let their annoyance slow him down—if anything, it only fuels him. He firmly believes that no joke is too cheesy, no pun too terrible, and while his family may protest, deep down, they know life would be far less entertaining without him.

Small Monster: 5.5" x 4.75" x 3.5"

silver luster, matte sealent finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

Willie is a relentless dad joke machine, armed with an endless supply of puns that he delivers with pure, unshakable confidence. His family groans, rolls their eyes, and sighs heavily at every joke, but Willie? He’s *thriving.* Living his best life, he refuses to let their annoyance slow him down—if anything, it only fuels him. He firmly believes that no joke is too cheesy, no pun too terrible, and while his family may protest, deep down, they know life would be far less entertaining without him.

Small Monster: 5.5" x 4.75" x 3.5"

silver luster, matte sealent finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

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