Teresa
Teresa *lives* for the drama. Talking shit, spilling the tea, and keeping up with the latest gossip is what fuels her—whether it’s about her friends, coworkers, or celebrities she’ll never meet. If there’s a rumor floating around, Teresa’s not just hearing it—she’s *invested.* When she’s not stirring the pot in real life, she’s glued to the TV, devouring every episode of *The Real Housewives* franchise like it’s her personal gospel. She watches with the intensity of a sports fan, analyzing feuds, picking sides, and gasping at every dramatic reveal.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3.5"
carved, gold luster, matte glaze finish
* pin holes in the glaze make this a second, or he's just a monster with a dermalogical issue.
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Teresa *lives* for the drama. Talking shit, spilling the tea, and keeping up with the latest gossip is what fuels her—whether it’s about her friends, coworkers, or celebrities she’ll never meet. If there’s a rumor floating around, Teresa’s not just hearing it—she’s *invested.* When she’s not stirring the pot in real life, she’s glued to the TV, devouring every episode of *The Real Housewives* franchise like it’s her personal gospel. She watches with the intensity of a sports fan, analyzing feuds, picking sides, and gasping at every dramatic reveal.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3.5"
carved, gold luster, matte glaze finish
* pin holes in the glaze make this a second, or he's just a monster with a dermalogical issue.
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Teresa *lives* for the drama. Talking shit, spilling the tea, and keeping up with the latest gossip is what fuels her—whether it’s about her friends, coworkers, or celebrities she’ll never meet. If there’s a rumor floating around, Teresa’s not just hearing it—she’s *invested.* When she’s not stirring the pot in real life, she’s glued to the TV, devouring every episode of *The Real Housewives* franchise like it’s her personal gospel. She watches with the intensity of a sports fan, analyzing feuds, picking sides, and gasping at every dramatic reveal.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3.5"
carved, gold luster, matte glaze finish
* pin holes in the glaze make this a second, or he's just a monster with a dermalogical issue.
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
