Phineas
Phineas suffers from a *serious* case of imposter syndrome at his high-paid tech job—and unfortunately, it’s not entirely unwarranted. The truth is, he has *no idea* what he’s doing. How did he even land this gig? Pure luck, a well-crafted résumé, and an uncanny ability to talk his way through anything. Every day feels like a high-stakes performance, where he’s just one tricky question away from being exposed. But somehow, he keeps pulling it off—coasting on wit, charm, and a knack for strategically vague responses that make him sound smarter than he is.
Small Monster: 5.5" x 5.25" x 4"
gold leaf, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Phineas suffers from a *serious* case of imposter syndrome at his high-paid tech job—and unfortunately, it’s not entirely unwarranted. The truth is, he has *no idea* what he’s doing. How did he even land this gig? Pure luck, a well-crafted résumé, and an uncanny ability to talk his way through anything. Every day feels like a high-stakes performance, where he’s just one tricky question away from being exposed. But somehow, he keeps pulling it off—coasting on wit, charm, and a knack for strategically vague responses that make him sound smarter than he is.
Small Monster: 5.5" x 5.25" x 4"
gold leaf, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Phineas suffers from a *serious* case of imposter syndrome at his high-paid tech job—and unfortunately, it’s not entirely unwarranted. The truth is, he has *no idea* what he’s doing. How did he even land this gig? Pure luck, a well-crafted résumé, and an uncanny ability to talk his way through anything. Every day feels like a high-stakes performance, where he’s just one tricky question away from being exposed. But somehow, he keeps pulling it off—coasting on wit, charm, and a knack for strategically vague responses that make him sound smarter than he is.
Small Monster: 5.5" x 5.25" x 4"
gold leaf, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
