Claudine

$300.00
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Claudine is done. Overloaded, overstimulated, and officially out of patience, she can’t be bothered to entertain one more pointless conversation or force a smile at work. The usual office small talk? Exhausting. Her colleagues’ long-winded, unnecessary stories? Eye-roll-worthy at best. Claudine doesn’t need another closing deal or another networking event—she needs a vacation, a stiff drink, and, most importantly, for everyone to just leave her alone.

Small Monster: 7” x 4.5” 3.5”

carved, gold luster, matte sealant finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

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Claudine is done. Overloaded, overstimulated, and officially out of patience, she can’t be bothered to entertain one more pointless conversation or force a smile at work. The usual office small talk? Exhausting. Her colleagues’ long-winded, unnecessary stories? Eye-roll-worthy at best. Claudine doesn’t need another closing deal or another networking event—she needs a vacation, a stiff drink, and, most importantly, for everyone to just leave her alone.

Small Monster: 7” x 4.5” 3.5”

carved, gold luster, matte sealant finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

Claudine is done. Overloaded, overstimulated, and officially out of patience, she can’t be bothered to entertain one more pointless conversation or force a smile at work. The usual office small talk? Exhausting. Her colleagues’ long-winded, unnecessary stories? Eye-roll-worthy at best. Claudine doesn’t need another closing deal or another networking event—she needs a vacation, a stiff drink, and, most importantly, for everyone to just leave her alone.

Small Monster: 7” x 4.5” 3.5”

carved, gold luster, matte sealant finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.

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